third question of the day

Q: Can I sleep with the lead singer?
~ L

A: Depends on who who you mean by lead singer. There are several ensembles on the tour. I'll take the liberty of ruling out the girls. You can't sleep with Quentin Kelly, the lead singer of the trio, because he's not only married, but too old and too old-fashioned for you. You can't sleep with Bill Williams, the lead singer of the quartet, because he's a right bastard and you deserve better. But Phillip Davis, the other tenor in the quartet — actually, you may be just what that guy needs. Hmm . . . Thanks, L!